The Packet of Trill - sponsored by Animal Allsorts, this gets presented to the golfer with the most birdies of the round.

...And to accompany the Trill - Yes, of course there's the dried Cuttle Fish; but over recent years we have also given away a Chicken, a Budgie, numerous Goldfish, a Hamster, a Bunny, a pair of ducklings and several snails!

A Brace of Wine - another regular prize, generously donated by JV of The Bell Inn, Horndon-on-the-Hill.

A chance to 'Toast the Hunt' - for the shortest drive off the first in each group; an over-sized glass of Port (to be drunk before they reach their ball) - sportingly provided by Matt Bright. And as reward for the 'best' of the worst, we have longest trophy for The Shortest Drive.

The Council Gritter - the unofficial sponsorship prize from Thurrock Council, given for the player having a 'sh***er' of a round (the biggest difference in Stableford scores from the two nines) - courtesy of Ian Rydings.

Ron's Bull's-Eye -  a nice 'round' fifty quid note (ha-ha!) - compliments of Ron Dobinson - but not to be spent in the bar!

The Longest Drive - A somewhat slim figurine (shown below) donated by Kelvin Lucking, having left the last trophy in the curry house!

Wat & Tim's Top Bloke Award - a sort of life-time achievement award which has been presented once only - to our Dad!

The Wooden Spoon - bloody obvious what this is for!

Among the other prizes given away at great expense have been balls, Barclays & Lloyds Bank freebies, cases of beer and a full-size, mounted tenpin bowling Pin for The Last Man Standing.